BIG BANG THEORY

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:02 -0700

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:41 -0700

It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you're just staring at your dash.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:39 -0700

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:02 -0700

kittiezandtittiez: You niggas tryin to steal my bitch?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:33 -0700

kittiezandtittiez:

You niggas tryin to steal my bitch?

mrmouse: theonewhosawitall: $1.1 BILLION HAHAHAH

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:09 -0700

mrmouse:

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

HAHAHAH

butttennant: super-who-mer-lock-woop-de-doo: cadaverousgallant:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:20 -0700

butttennant:

super-who-mer-lock-woop-de-doo:

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

minecraft. what the fuck would we do without it.

am i the only one who thought Ray?

pleatedjeans: 18 Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:02 -0700

pleatedjeans:

18 Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:45 -0700

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:30 -0700

fierrrrrrce: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:57 -0700

fierrrrrrce:

Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.

See what your followers think of you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:09 -0700

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

hipstertheory: hipstertheory: MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS I AM SO BEYOND...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:59:35 -0700

hipstertheory:

hipstertheory:

MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS

I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW

jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:48:12 -0700

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

this-clever-love: themilitantbaker: May 19, 2013 Mike...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:46:50 -0700

this-clever-love:

themilitantbaker:

May 19, 2013

Mike Jeffries
c/o Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch Campus
6301 Fitch Path
New Albany, Ohio 43054

Hey Mike,

I know you’ve been flooded with mail regarding your comments on sizeism, but I wanted to take a second to write you about a project I’ve been working on.

As a preface: Your opinion isn’t shocking; millions share the same sentiment. You’ve used your wealth and public platform to echo what many already say. However, it’s important you know that regardless of the numbers on your tax forms, your comments don’t stop anyone from being who they are; the world is progressing in inclusive ways whether you deem it cool or not. The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforced the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable. Your apology doesn’t change this.

But oddly enough, that’s not all you have done. You have also created an incredible opportunity for social change.

Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots with short, fat, unconventional models paired with not short, not fat, professional models. To put it in your words: “unpopular kids” with “cool kids”. It’s socially acceptable for same to be paired with same, but never are contrasting bodies positively mixed in the world of advertisement. The juxtaposition of uncommonly paired bodies is visually jarring, and, even though I wish it didn’t, it causes viewers to feel uncomfortable. This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.

I’ve enclosed some images for your consideration. Please let me know what you think.

A note: I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You’re are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick; it would thrill me to see such a shoot.

I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be the outcome, but in many ways you are kind of brilliant. Not only are you a marketing genius (brand exclusivity really is a profitable move) but you also accidentally created an opportunity to challenge our current social construct. My hope is that the combination of these contrasting bodies will someday be as ubiquitous as the socially accepted ideal.

Ever so sincerely,
Jes

P.S. If you would like to offer me a “substantial amount” to stop wearing your brand so my association won’t “cause significant damage to your image”, don’t hesitate to email me. I respect you as a business man, and my agent and I would be happy to contribute in furthering your established success.

P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.

Damn you go girl!

omgwang: I cried.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:07 -0700

omgwang:

I cried.

nikiy: skepticalsha: luanlegacy: lol omg what a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:33:58 -0700

nikiy:

skepticalsha:

luanlegacy:

lol omg what a douchebag

Me

What!? He’s not s douche she was s bitch lmao I would have done the same shit fuck her

awesomephilia: Checkmate

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:33:04 -0700

awesomephilia:

Checkmate

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:36 -0700

frigdeandindy: astudyinwho: as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:05 -0700

frigdeandindy:

astudyinwho:

as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.

im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.

oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”